YOKO ONO: Xmas '07 Questionnaire

Precisely how hip-hop are you?
I wrote and sung some hiphop (format) songs in the 70's, though they didn't call it hiphop in those days.
Listen to 'What Did I Do' on 'Approximately Infinite Universe' and 'Yes, I'm A Witch' on the 'A Story' album. That's hiphop.

What was the best record in your parents' collection?
All 30's stuff. You would have loved it. All turned to ashes in the Secod World War.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
I went and bought a chinese vibrator as a joke birthday present for a girlfriend. I suddenly noticed how the shop people were looking at me...and thought "I better get outa here...quick!"

Have you got any piercings we don't know about?
You don't know about it because I didn't tell you.

Where do you stand on leather trousers?
It excites me just as real leather.

Which lyric are you most proud of writing?
The ones I recorded. Why would I record them otherwise?

What's the most important item on your rider?
I'd like to get a rider that will take me to the other Universe. I want to know what they're doing out there.

Have you ever been arrested?
If I was, I don't remember.

Could you match Amy Winehouse drink for drink?
I matched my husband. I wonder if Amy could.

Do you consider yourself a role model?
"Don't do what I do. Just do what I say!"

When was the last time you fired a gun?
Never.

Have you ever had sex to one of your own records?
No. Have you?

What's the strangest gift you've ever received?
Crocodile's tears.

Do you believe in God?
Which God?

What's the worst thing a critic has ever said about you?
When he said nothing.

When was the last time you really lost your temper?
NOW - As I read these long line of questions!

Is it time for Robbie to admit defeat and rejoin Take That?
Excuse me?

What's the longest time you've gone without sex?
I'd rather not remember.

Should the Arctic Monkeys cheer up a bit?
For what reason?

How far would you get on American idol?
I applaud each one of them for being so courageous.

Would you let Snoop Dogg into your country?
My country of origin is Mars.

How much do you think Heather Mills deserves from the divorce?
None of your business.

Who would play you in Calvin Harris the musical?
I hope nobody.

What would you give Pete Doherty and Kate Moss as a wedding present?
A set of handcuffs.

Who's the most famous person you've had in your house?
My husband.

Describe George Bush in three words.
Don't know him.

What was your worst drug experience?
Withdrawals.

What's the biggest media misconception about you?
That I break-up stuff!

What music do you love that would surprise people?
My own.

Who's your style icon?
Me.

Who runs your MySpace site?
I do.

Would you rather be adopted by Madonna or Angelina?
Either one.

Are hybrid cars too girly for rock stars?
Could somebody make it just as comfortable as Bentley, please?

Which band would you like to see reform?
The Beatles.

If Tony Blair reformed Ugly Rumours, would you go to his gig?
I might.

Scale of one to ten: how good looking are you?
I'm doing alright.

Describe the way you dance.
Till dawn.

What would you miss most if you weren't famous any more?
Now, let me think...

As a successful musician, do you feel under pressure to "perform" in bed?
No. But I'd first ask them to show me a recent doctor's certificate, his mom's permission in writing, and to sign a confidential agreement.

What do you consider the most rock'n'roll holiday destination?
Anywhere you enjoy.

What's the best ever book about pop music?
One that doesn't trash anybody.

Have you looked yourself up on YouTube?
Yes - and uploaded myself to YouTube!

Who tops the bill at your fantasy festival line-up?
My son.

What's your proudest moment?
I'm waiting!


yoko ono '07